Worst Lines

First version, the full cut. I included everything that has a reputation for being bad, even if I don’t find it particularly bad myself; I’m thinking of making a shorter version which only has the truly bad ones. Nominations?

still from a collection of worst movie lines

Copernicus

“Copernicus” is a short film by Bruce James and Karl Voskuil, starring Jane Zwart, Andrew Zwart, and Dana George, and featuring music by Helms, Longitude, Phloor, Andy Wilson, and Slant of Light.

The film won “Best Short” at the US Super 8mm Film and Digital Video Festival, February 17 to 19, 2006, at Rutgers University in New Brunswick, New Jersey.

No Smoking in the Cave

This is what happens when you smoke: cussing and violence. A morality tale.

Warning: This will not be funny to anyone who wasn’t directly involved in the production. It is the work of a bunch of bored people at a party. You have been warned.

picture of three sock puppets